donde est caliente meg?!

Are you strong enough to be my meg? I doubt it but if you think you're up to the task then read these lyrics and holla at a boy, word!

"Strong Enough"
Meg, I feel like hell tonight
Tears of rage I cannot fight
You’d be the last to help me understand
Are you strong enough to be my Meg?

Nothing's true and nothing's right
She left me alone tonight
Cause you can't change the way I am
Are you strong enough to be my Meg?

Lie to me
I promise I'll believe
Lie to me
But please don't leave for Duke

I have a face I cannot show
I make the rules up as I go
It's try and love me if you can
Are you strong enough to be my Meg?

When I've shown you that I just don't care
When I’m asking for yellow pills in my chair
When I'm broken down and I can't stand
Will you be strong enough to be my Meg?

Lie to me
I promise I'll believe
Lie to me
But please don't leave for Duke

My Grammy Winning Song

I dont wanna say im gonna win a grammy for this, but read how good this isssss!
(please dont sue me plain white t's, Im a poor crippled man)

Hey there hot meg
What's it like in Durham linea?
I'm 600 miles away
But girl, tonight you look so pretty
Yes you do
Duke University’s lights can't shine as bright as you
I swear it's true

Hey there hot meg
Don't you worry about the distance
I'm right there on skype if you get lonely
Give this song another listen
Close your pretty eyes
Listen to my voice, it's my disguise
I'm by your side

Oh it's what she does for me
Oh its what she does for me
Oh it's what she does for me
Oh it's what she does for me
What you do to me

Hey there hot meg
I know dukes pa program is gonna be hard
But just believe me, girl
Someday I'll pay the bills with my recorder
We'll have it good
We'll have the life we knew we would
My new chair is good

Hey there hot meg
I've got so much left to say
If every story I wrote for you
Would take your breath away
I'd write it all
Even more in love with me you'd fall
We'd have it all

Oh it's what she does for me
Oh it's what she does for me
Oh it's what she does for me
Oh it's what you do to me

600 miles seems pretty far
But they've got planes and trains and cars
I'd wheel to you if I had no other way
Taryn and Rachel will make fun of us
and we'll just laugh along because we know
That neither of them have felt this way
Hot Meg I can promise you
That by the time that you get through
The medical field will never ever be the same
And you're to blame

Hey there Hot meg
You be good and don't you miss me
Two more years and you'll be done with school
And I'll be writing history like I do
You'll know it's all because of you
We can do whatever we want to
Hey there Hot Meg here's to you
I sang this one for you

Oh it's what she does for me
Oh it's what she does for me
Oh it's what she does for me
Oh it's what she does for me
What you do to me.

words by: Robert A. Held copyright 2012. Please do not use without express written consent of Robert A. Held enterprises any broadcasts or redistribution without express written consent will face immediate termination. Ya dig!?

Future stripper girl

dear future stripper girl,
I thought you were a pretty pearl

then i found out you were from Lee,
it made me want to beg and plea.
why cant i find a skank to work for me?

its aiight though,
i found out you had a kid
and thats a no-go

future stripper girl,
we gave it a whirl,

but its back to the start
to find another skank
to steal my heart.

either that or ill just fart,
whatever makes it easier to part

oh my future stripper girl
who was such a pearl,
now i need to go hurl

goodbye my future stripper girl

IM OUT!

**If anyone knows how to get future stripper girl, or someone as skanky to work for me, please contact me at crippleguyheartsskanks@hotmail.com

bonnaroo should be friends with you, you, and you

when i first met you,
i thought it was too good to be true,
til i realized you were nastier than an old pair
of shoes

I guess that should have been my first clue
why oh, why did i not fire you?

sure, we went to the pool,
but then, you made me feel like a fool.
did you think you were cool?

wearing that bikini
that was oh-so TEENIE WEENIE.

once i saw that photo
I was like oh-no

Thats when I knew you had to go out tha dore
thats fo sho!