Future stripper girl

dear future stripper girl,
I thought you were a pretty pearl

then i found out you were from Lee,
it made me want to beg and plea.
why cant i find a skank to work for me?

its aiight though,
i found out you had a kid
and thats a no-go

future stripper girl,
we gave it a whirl,

but its back to the start
to find another skank
to steal my heart.

either that or ill just fart,
whatever makes it easier to part

oh my future stripper girl
who was such a pearl,
now i need to go hurl

goodbye my future stripper girl

IM OUT!

**If anyone knows how to get future stripper girl, or someone as skanky to work for me, please contact me at crippleguyheartsskanks@hotmail.com

bonnaroo should be friends with you, you, and you

when i first met you,
i thought it was too good to be true,
til i realized you were nastier than an old pair
of shoes

I guess that should have been my first clue
why oh, why did i not fire you?

sure, we went to the pool,
but then, you made me feel like a fool.
did you think you were cool?

wearing that bikini
that was oh-so TEENIE WEENIE.

once i saw that photo
I was like oh-no

Thats when I knew you had to go out tha dore
thats fo sho!