Choo Choo Tiny hands, Choo Choo

Tiny hands,
you are the train that makes me go
CHOO CHOO!
your tiny hands are all i can think of now,
more then that girl and her cow,

you went off to Mass.,
now i fee like a horses ass.

I should have spent more time with you,
now I feel sick,
like I have the flu

Tiny hands,
youre like the shoe laces,
in my shoe

I guess I should have gotten a clue,
HM was not digging my boo

Ill just put her out to pasture,
that go MOO MOO

Tiny hands,
you are the train that makes me go
CHOO CHOO!

Two Ships Passing in the Night

Caution: This is meant to be extremely humorous and sarcastic. Any words, phrases, or sentences are strictly copyrighted by Robert A. Held Enterprises. Any accounts or interpretations of this great work of art without express written permission of Robert A. Held Enterprises, will be persecuted against. Thank you, and enjoy. Happy Chanukah, Kwanzaa, oh yeah, and Merry Christmas, for those of you who actually celebrate that.
xoxo hugs and rainbows, kisses and sprinkles,
Me

Two ships passing in the night,
one was wrong,
one was right.

The thought of losing her gave me quite a fright.
Can I go on without her?
I don't know,
I just might.

Even though I wanted to put up a fight.
I realized...

We were two ships passing in the night!

SURE SHE WANTED TO GO TO NORTH CAROLINA...
GO AHEAD, GO ON, I NEVA NEED TO FIND YA

Despite the fact that all I did was wine and dine the girl,
she just left me with a sick feeling,
like I was gonna hurl.

And that's when I saw the light....

We were two ships passing in the night!

Witt Report a Joke

                While it is beneficiary that the Witt report came out about Connecticut Light and Power’s inefficiencies during the October 29 snow storm, it is highly unlikely to change anything. CL&P will take one look at the report, release a statement saying they are taking the suggestions into account , and then throw it away without changing anything.

                The most surprising issue from the court was learning that CL&P was only prepared for an emergency with power outages to ten percent of its customers. Given all of the weather conditions in the northeast as well as other emergencies that could take place, perhaps they should have been prepared for a bigger outage.

 Also, the company had known for days that the storm was coming, and that the damage would be catastrophic. More orders should have been standing by to prepare everything as soon as the storm was over. They were standing by during tropical storm Irene, so they definitely could have been ready for this storm.

Nobody will know if anything has changed until the next major power outage is expected to occur. Everyone in the state of Connecticut now is certainly hoping that changes have been made, not just on paper but in reality as well.

Pee in the streets

The problem of rowdy Quinnipiac University students is not something the university should have to deal with if it is happening off campus. Instead, it should be the town of Hamden and city of New Haven’s problem. If residents and law enforcement want the students to stop behaving in such a manor, than they should enforce stricter punishments. Increase fines or put repeat offenders of public intoxication or urination in jail for the night. With public urination charges, it can even be taken as far as registering as a sex offender.                     

                Shuttles taking Quinnipiac students from campus to New Haven and back is a good idea. Without them students would be more inclined to drink and drive. Having more drunk drivers on the roads and more students possibly getting injured or killed, is not appealing to anybody. If these shuttles are taken away though, this is exactly what will happen. If someone needs an example just look at what happens during spring weekend at the University of Connecticut every year.              

                Unless town and law officials are willing to step up, this problem will not stop anytime soon. Unfortunately, it seems as if they will keep blaming Quinnipiac instead of doing something about it themselves. It is a lot easier to talk than do.    

Stuff to do in the Cheshire CT area 12/1-12/9

Head to Brunswick Lanes either on 1300 South Main Street in Plantsville or 600 South Colony Road in Wallingford for the After School Blast bowling special every Monday through Friday. From 2:00 to 5:30 PM during the school year, with the exception of holidays, enjoy up to two hours of bowling, shoe rental, fries and a soft drink for only $7.99. Or head over every Sunday to enjoy .99 cent bowling from 9:00 AM to noon. For more information, call (860)628-4553 for Brunswick Super Bowl Lanes in Plantsville or call (203)269-1415 for Brunswick Colony Lanes in Wallingford. For other deals and discounts visit bowlbrunswick.com.

 Check out the 96.5 WTIC All-Star Christmas concert featuring Kelly Clarkson, The Fray, Gavin DeGraw and Christina Perri on Thursday, December 1st starting at 7:00 PM at the Oakdale Theater at 95 South Turnpike Road in Wallingford.Tickets range in price from $35.00 to $55.00. For more information and to purchase tickets visit oakdale.com or call 203-269-8721. 

For those with different musical taste, head over to Quinnipiac University on 275 Mount Carmel Avenue in Hamden for the QU Singers fall concert. On December 1st starting at 7:30 PM in the Clarice L. Buckman theater. Patrons can enjoy listening to selections of songs made famous by artists such as Olivia Newton John, Joe Cocker and Josh Groban. The show is free for all to attend. For more information click here or call

203-582-8652.

On Friday, December 2nd go to the Mary Baldwin room at the Cheshire Public Library to learn more about the Anime Club. From 3:00 to 4:30 PM the Anime Club will be holding their monthly meeting to discuss "Manga", view some of the latest Anime releases, and enjoy Japanese cuisine such as Ramune and Pocky. No registration is required.

Looking to listen to some holiday music? Then head on over to the Palace Theater located at 100 East Main Street in Waterbury for "Christmas at the Palace". Waterbury Chorale and music director Joseph J. Jacovino, Jr. will lead his orchestra in an arrangement of classic holiday songs. Tickets range in price from $25.00 to $45.00. For more information, visit www.palacetheaterct.org or call (203)346-2000.

Finally, go to the Yellow House located on 554 South Main Street in Cheshire on Friday, December 9th for a holiday movie marathon. Enjoy watching classic movies from the winter holiday season along with free hot chocolate. Open for free to all students in grades 9-12. Event starts at 6:00 PM. For more information about the Yellow House visit here.

Frugale Family 11/16-11/23

Head on over to the Cheshire Public Library on Wednesday, November 16th for Thanksgiving story time and crafts. Children ages 4 and above can attend for free. The event is from 3:30-4:30 PM in the Mary Baldwin room located on the main floor. Registration is required ahead of time. To register e-mail shartley@cheshirelibrary.org or call the library at 203-272-2245.

Those of you looking for deals for Thanksgiving Stop & Shop at 275 Highland Avenue will match any competitors turkey coupon or advertised turkey price. Just go to the store with the coupon or flyer showing the price in order to get a discount.

Go see the Quinnipiac's men's basketball team take on Navy on Saturday, November 19th at 2PM. The game is at the TD Bank center located at 305 Sherman Avenue in Hamden. Tickets are free to students who purchase them in advance. Otherwise, on game day or for non-students tickets range from $11-13. Go to Quinnipiac's athletics website to purchase tickets in advance.

Come see Broadway singer/actress Kimberly Hester Tabor (The Producers, Titanic, Crazy for You) on Sunday, November 20th at the First Congregational Church located on the town green. She will be headlining the 7th annual musical extravaganza. The event has free admission for all with complimentary refreshments available at intermission. Donations as well as the opportunity to purchase Christmas items will be available. All proceeds will benefit AIDS orphans in the African country of Malawi. Free parking will be available behind the church.

On Tuesday, November 22nd head over to Holiday Cinemas in Wallingford for $5 Bargain Day. All 2D movies are $5 at every showtime throughout the day. 3D movies are $7 throughout the day.
On turkey day go root for the Cheshire Rams football team as they take on rival Southington in the annual Thanksgiving day game. This year the game is at Cheshire High School located at 525 South Main Street. Ticket prices are $7 for non-students and $5 for students and senior citizens if purchased in advance. If purchased on the day of the game it is $8 for everyone. The game starts at 10AM.

Legalization of Drugs

I was surprised to learn that drugs for personal use have all been legalized in Portugal. While I think it is fine to legalize marijuana, I am not so sure about all other drugs. Most of these drugs are made illegal for a reason. Besides negative health consequences, they can cause people to commit other crimes while under the influence. How often do individuals steal or commit robberies to get money to fuel their habit?

All marijuana would make someone do is sit around. That is why I would not be concerned if this was legalized. In fact, I feel it really could help the economy. The government can even tax marijuana like they do alcohol and cigarettes. Plus, it would create new business's and new jobs. While there is currently 9 percent unemployment in the country, this could go a long way in decreasing that.

Also, I feel it would decrease the amount of regular users if it was legalized. I am convinced that half the appeal for regular users is that they are doing something illegal. If this stigma was taken away, it might decrease the appeal, especially to teenagers.

Cheap Things to do Around Cheshire, CT

Free event for teenagers at the Cheshire Public Library on Friday, November 4^th from 3:30-4:30 PM in the Mary Baldwin room on the main floor during Teen Games Drop In Day. Teens can enjoy access to free Nintendo Wii games such as Rock Band II and Mario Kart Brawl, along with free snacks. No registration is required.

Also on Friday, November 4^th and Saturday, November 5^th check out the Highlands Health Care Center’s Annual Craft Fair and Bake Sale from 10 AM through 4 PM. Free to go check out handmade crafts, baked goods and even sell cash for gold. All proceeds go to benefit the Resident Council at the Highlands Health Care facility.

Even more free fun can be had during the Tuesday Matinee at the Cheshire Public Library on November 8^th from 1-3 PM. On that day the library will be screening Operation Petticoat starring Cary Grant and Tony Curtis. The approximate running time is 2 hours and 4 minutes and it will be shown in the Mary Baldwin room located on the main floor of the library. No registration is required.

Every Saturday evening at Highland Bowl in Cheshire is Dancing Duck night. Enjoy the “Early Duck Special” for $8.99 per person and get unlimited bowling from 7 PM through 9 PM. There is a 3 player minimum, 6 player maximum for the two hours, or enjoy that rate for 1-2 bowlers for the first hour. Free shoe rental included and you must arrive before 7:30 PM.

Finally, with winter rapidly approaching check out Mount Southington. On their website they have discounts on season passes, group passes and daily passes. Mount Southington also offers discounts to military personnel and weekly printable coupons, so check their website often for new deals.