Two Ships Passing in the Night

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Me

Two ships passing in the night,
one was wrong,
one was right.

The thought of losing her gave me quite a fright.
Can I go on without her?
I don't know,
I just might.

Even though I wanted to put up a fight.
I realized...

We were two ships passing in the night!

SURE SHE WANTED TO GO TO NORTH CAROLINA...
GO AHEAD, GO ON, I NEVA NEED TO FIND YA

Despite the fact that all I did was wine and dine the girl,
she just left me with a sick feeling,
like I was gonna hurl.

And that's when I saw the light....

We were two ships passing in the night!