Choo Choo Tiny hands, Choo Choo

Tiny hands,
you are the train that makes me go
CHOO CHOO!
your tiny hands are all i can think of now,
more then that girl and her cow,

you went off to Mass.,
now i fee like a horses ass.

I should have spent more time with you,
now I feel sick,
like I have the flu

Tiny hands,
youre like the shoe laces,
in my shoe

I guess I should have gotten a clue,
HM was not digging my boo

Ill just put her out to pasture,
that go MOO MOO

Tiny hands,
you are the train that makes me go
CHOO CHOO!

Two Ships Passing in the Night

Caution: This is meant to be extremely humorous and sarcastic. Any words, phrases, or sentences are strictly copyrighted by Robert A. Held Enterprises. Any accounts or interpretations of this great work of art without express written permission of Robert A. Held Enterprises, will be persecuted against. Thank you, and enjoy. Happy Chanukah, Kwanzaa, oh yeah, and Merry Christmas, for those of you who actually celebrate that.
xoxo hugs and rainbows, kisses and sprinkles,
Me

Two ships passing in the night,
one was wrong,
one was right.

The thought of losing her gave me quite a fright.
Can I go on without her?
I don't know,
I just might.

Even though I wanted to put up a fight.
I realized...

We were two ships passing in the night!

SURE SHE WANTED TO GO TO NORTH CAROLINA...
GO AHEAD, GO ON, I NEVA NEED TO FIND YA

Despite the fact that all I did was wine and dine the girl,
she just left me with a sick feeling,
like I was gonna hurl.

And that's when I saw the light....

We were two ships passing in the night!

Witt Report a Joke

                While it is beneficiary that the Witt report came out about Connecticut Light and Power’s inefficiencies during the October 29 snow storm, it is highly unlikely to change anything. CL&P will take one look at the report, release a statement saying they are taking the suggestions into account , and then throw it away without changing anything.

                The most surprising issue from the court was learning that CL&P was only prepared for an emergency with power outages to ten percent of its customers. Given all of the weather conditions in the northeast as well as other emergencies that could take place, perhaps they should have been prepared for a bigger outage.

 Also, the company had known for days that the storm was coming, and that the damage would be catastrophic. More orders should have been standing by to prepare everything as soon as the storm was over. They were standing by during tropical storm Irene, so they definitely could have been ready for this storm.

Nobody will know if anything has changed until the next major power outage is expected to occur. Everyone in the state of Connecticut now is certainly hoping that changes have been made, not just on paper but in reality as well.