bonnaroo should be friends with you, you, and you

when i first met you,
i thought it was too good to be true,
til i realized you were nastier than an old pair
of shoes

I guess that should have been my first clue
why oh, why did i not fire you?

sure, we went to the pool,
but then, you made me feel like a fool.
did you think you were cool?

wearing that bikini
that was oh-so TEENIE WEENIE.

once i saw that photo
I was like oh-no

Thats when I knew you had to go out tha dore
thats fo sho!